im sorry for my long absence. i know the both of you may have been wondering what the hell happened to me.. right..? hehe.. all is still in order..
so its the Good fridayy today. whats so good about this particular friday on this particular month of this particular week.. but.. im glad they decided to give us the day off.. (:
hmmm.. anyways, nothing special about my life.. went to KKH yesterday for my appointment. saw the Dr. he did some physical examination. he told me to stand in front of him and then bend-over. and the shocker came when he concluded that i have S C O L I O S I S ! (shocker #1) my left shoulder is higher than my right. and its because of this, i am more prone to getting PID.. but he said, that my scoliosis is not that bad that is why i can have the balance.. he asked me if i've seen myself in the mirror lately.. and i conveniently said, seldom.. he gave a chuckle. i mean, if i do have it then why didnt they send me off for a screening when i was a kid. could it be possible i only have it like now? now as in recently..? is that possible..? can i sue the SHS..???? hahahaha. anyways, the Dr ordered for a corset. i had to wear it at all times. And ya, he wanted me to go for physiotherapy. Its not at all cheap u know! they charge like $30 for a 30min session and $45 for a 45min session. isnt that way too expensive..?? And ermm.. since we're in the financial problems, i spent a whopping $160 yesterday for the Dr's fees, the corset, the PT and the meds.. Oh ya, speking of which, he gave me MORE pain-killers and more Vitamins! i think the vits are making me gain weight!! urgh! thats the last thing i would want!! :(
do u guys think i talk too much? haha
anyways, have u guys ever heard of the proverb "big hands + big feet = big penis" well.. PL gave me that proverb.. so i asked her.. "i have big hands too. so do u think my pussy is big..??" and she laughed. she even drew a picture of my "big pussy" in her note book! *F A I N T S!" (now thats shocker #2) so the above proverb was meant for this super cute S/N in my current ward. 8C. His name is K E V I N. PL described him as "a GAY with a MANLY voice" like..??? what the hell..? hahahaha. she also said that his voice dont fit his appearance. and then she said that he's soft spoken.. like.. which is which..??? im confused!! hahah..
and ermm.. attachment with PL's bestfren, Radhika, is like urgh! getting on my nerves!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its because of her that the WHOLE ward knows that we're ANs before..!! its like, they expect more from us right..?? But the Sister is quite nice. Sister Letchimi. :) about a few days ago, 8C had an audit.. the auditors came. and i didnt know they had an audit. so.. i was being a good girl, hard working and dilligent student nurse, doing the 4 hourly parameters.. i was doing my last patient when i got a tap on my shoulder.. i thot it was one of the girls.. and so, i said, "Yo!" when i turned i got the shock of my life. it was the Sister! with my shaking voice, i said, "ermm.. yes sister?" she whispered, "u remembered, when i told u to do a handrub from patient-to-patient? the auditors saw u didnt do it.." (shocker #3) i was stunned..! i froze in my freaking boots! i was the source of infection.. darn it. :(
so ermm.. have u answered my question? do i talk too much? hahaha..
and so, i was assigned to team 2. beds 80 to 93. with one isolation case and a corner bed. so its like 14 patients.. was so busy yesterday. and my AN is like 3 weeks old.. so.. ya, i was kept on my toes yeaterday.. during changing, KEVIN saw me in the prep room washing my hands.. he came from behind and small talk was initiated..
Kev: is insertion of NGT part of your curriculum? Me: ermm.. yes..?? Kev: im going to insert one.. come to bed 102..
i quickly dry my hands and limped my way to bed 102. it was Hasnah's cubicle by the way.. so, where is she??
Kev: u know the measurement? Me: ermm.. from the tip of the nose to the ear and down to the xiphoid process.. Kev: mm.. yes.. (nodded in agreement and he started measuring the way i said it) He told the uncle to swallow in cantonese.. Kev: but you're previously an AN, so i think u should know how to insert right..? I just managed to smirk.. hahaha.. Kev: ok.. can u hold the tube here.. I'll check the placement.. He did the checks a couple of times. the uncle coughed. and i found the tube in his mouth.. he removed it. on his 3rd attempt, it was in place.. he wrapped everything up and said.. Me: so.. are u local..? (in my attempt to start small talk) Kev: can u guess..? where do u think i came from? Me: ermm.. i dont know.. cant u just tell me? Kev: no.. i cant.. nothing comes for free.. Me: hahaha.. so.. you're not going to tell me? Kev: i'll give u 2 weeks to guess.. you'll be here for 3 weeks right..? Me: yes.. so long..? He gave me a chuckle while he's cleaning up the patient. Kev: okay. done. a job well done.. Hmmm.. so, he's commenting his own effort now..? hahahaha.. And so, im amazed. he did the 3Cs. COT SIDE UP. CALL BELL WITHIN REACH. COMFORT. not many S/N would do that lor.. and and and..i saw a "i am new" badge stick to his locker door..! hahaha.. i think he's a simple guy.. or maybe he's new.. so anyways, PL said he's maybe from M A L A Y S I A! PL also said that its good if he is so, i can have more "apportunities" to have small talks with him since im going up to KL for the trip.. PL and her ideas..! faintz!
Anyways, i guess i'll stop here..! wouldnt want to bore u girls.. And, ermm.. oh ya.. i have to check my bank balance. how much i have left after the trip to KKH.. i dont know if i can pay like $200 for the trip. but dont worry. i'll definately try my best!! :)
beenHIT, bingz
7:15 PM,
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YOUR'S TRULY;
tribz bingz buffay
don't bother to be nice,
cause we already hate you.
we don't need theraphy,
we have each other.
